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मराठी प्रेम कविता (SMS)
« on: July 28, 2010, 05:11:13 PM »
lal pivli kombadi tiche tiche karde karde
pai barech divas jale tumcha sms
yet nay tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?




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Na sampnare akhand swapna asave
na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet
grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet
na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet




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Sakali hastes
Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes
Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte
Tu ektich dat ghastes ?




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When i call you..
1. Ringing means i m thinking u.
2. Ringing means i like u.
3. Ringing means i miss u.
4. Ringing means i need u.
5. Ringing means behray phone uchal




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Satyajit Ray chya babanche nav kay ahe
Baap Re
Aajobanche nav?
Baap re Baap




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Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto. Patient:Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te.



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lal pivli kombadi
tiche tiche karde karde paii
barech divas jale tumcha sms yet na
tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?




*****************



Shant niwant shishir sarala.
Salsalata hirwaa vasant aala.
Kokilechya suravatee sobat, chaitra"PADVA" dari aala.
"Nutaan Varshabhinandan




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In Korian: Him ham hu,
In Rashian: Sim sam su,
In Chini: Chin chan chu,
In Thai: Hab haab hu,
&
In Marathi: Yadaa ha tu




*****************



Ek sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto
tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat yaar
kya bivi mili ha sardaar ko sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto to
scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto aare saale bivi hogi teri vo to
meri behen ha..




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lal pivli kombadi
tiche tiche karde karde pai
barech divas jale tumcha sms yet na
tumhala bird flue zale ki kay..




*****************



Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobaat
Ekhadyaa chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet tey
Premache teen shabda
mee bill bharte ..




*****************



Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi pictur produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yetee.
Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaychaa tyamule Dada Kondke
la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi.
Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya na suchate.
Ase nav jyache marathi ani hindi donahi madhye kahitari artha hoto asy.
Picture che nav. BADLA LUNGI




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Ekda eka mansala sundas la prblm hot asto mhanun to doctor kade jato. "Dr, mala prsakade nit hot nhiye. Majhi shi dorysarkhi (thread like) hotey ani he barech divas chalu ahy". Dr: Kay hoat ahy naki bghu tari?". Dr tyache sagle exams




*****************



Ekda ek manos doctor kade jato. Tyla constipation cha tras hot asto
Patient: "Dr, mala alikade hoat nahe"
Dr: Thek ahe ajpasan palikade basan bagha kahi frak padto ka te




*****************



Sarwanchi nzr chukwoon thujhe
majhyakade baghani he mala mahit astt
Tujhe he baghani mala kalhatt asatt
Pan tujhya nakalht maje tula baghane he tula kalhat nasatt




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Naa sampanare akhand swapna asave,
Naa bolata aiku yetil asee Shabd asavet,
Grishmat paus padtil asee dhag asavet,
Naa magata sobat detil asee Mitra asavet...




*****************



Pu Laa Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat.T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste."Pu La Deshpande".Tar
T-shirt chyaa magchyaa bajulaa kay lihile asnar?
Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push).




*****************



Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte ...




*****************



Bharun aaly aasmat radu lagale sare sant...
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khaant...
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Saawant...




*****************



Sakalee hastes
Duparee hastes
Sandhyakalee hastes
Ratree hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tilaa kay vaatte
Tuu ektich dat ghastes ?




*****************



Jevhaa tulaa agdee ektaa vaatel
Najray samor dhukaa vaatel
Aas pass konich disnar nahee
Saagle jaag andhuk hon jayl




*****************



Priyee
Me phule magitlee
Tu malaa pushpaguchyaa dilas
Mayn dagad magitlaa
Tuu malaa sundar murtee dilis
Mayn morpis magitlee
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiree aahes kee key ?




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मी मराठी

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Re: मराठी प्रेम कविता (SMS)
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2010, 01:58:53 PM »
lal pivli kombadi tiche tiche karde karde
pai barech divas jale tumcha sms
yet nay tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?




*****************



Na sampnare akhand swapna asave
na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet
grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet
na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet




*****************



Sakali hastes
Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes
Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte
Tu ektich dat ghastes ?




*****************



When i call you..
1. Ringing means i m thinking u.
2. Ringing means i like u.
3. Ringing means i miss u.
4. Ringing means i need u.
5. Ringing means behray phone uchal




*****************



Satyajit Ray chya babanche nav kay ahe
Baap Re
Aajobanche nav?
Baap re Baap




*****************



Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto. Patient:Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te.



*****************



lal pivli kombadi
tiche tiche karde karde paii
barech divas jale tumcha sms yet na
tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?




*****************



Shant niwant shishir sarala.
Salsalata hirwaa vasant aala.
Kokilechya suravatee sobat, chaitra"PADVA" dari aala.
"Nutaan Varshabhinandan




*****************



In Korian: Him ham hu,
In Rashian: Sim sam su,
In Chini: Chin chan chu,
In Thai: Hab haab hu,
&
In Marathi: Yadaa ha tu




*****************



Ek sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto
tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat yaar
kya bivi mili ha sardaar ko sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto to
scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto aare saale bivi hogi teri vo to
meri behen ha..




*****************



lal pivli kombadi
tiche tiche karde karde pai
barech divas jale tumcha sms yet na
tumhala bird flue zale ki kay..




*****************



Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobaat
Ekhadyaa chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet tey
Premache teen shabda
mee bill bharte ..




*****************



Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi pictur produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yetee.
Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaychaa tyamule Dada Kondke
la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi.
Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya na suchate.
Ase nav jyache marathi ani hindi donahi madhye kahitari artha hoto asy.
Picture che nav. BADLA LUNGI




*****************



Ekda eka mansala sundas la prblm hot asto mhanun to doctor kade jato. "Dr, mala prsakade nit hot nhiye. Majhi shi dorysarkhi (thread like) hotey ani he barech divas chalu ahy". Dr: Kay hoat ahy naki bghu tari?". Dr tyache sagle exams




*****************



Ekda ek manos doctor kade jato. Tyla constipation cha tras hot asto
Patient: "Dr, mala alikade hoat nahe"
Dr: Thek ahe ajpasan palikade basan bagha kahi frak padto ka te




*****************



Sarwanchi nzr chukwoon thujhe
majhyakade baghani he mala mahit astt
Tujhe he baghani mala kalhatt asatt
Pan tujhya nakalht maje tula baghane he tula kalhat nasatt




*****************



Naa sampanare akhand swapna asave,
Naa bolata aiku yetil asee Shabd asavet,
Grishmat paus padtil asee dhag asavet,
Naa magata sobat detil asee Mitra asavet...




*****************



Pu Laa Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat.T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste."Pu La Deshpande".Tar
T-shirt chyaa magchyaa bajulaa kay lihile asnar?
Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push).




*****************



Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte ...




*****************



Bharun aaly aasmat radu lagale sare sant...
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khaant...
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Saawant...




*****************



Sakalee hastes
Duparee hastes
Sandhyakalee hastes
Ratree hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tilaa kay vaatte
Tuu ektich dat ghastes ?




*****************



Jevhaa tulaa agdee ektaa vaatel
Najray samor dhukaa vaatel
Aas pass konich disnar nahee
Saagle jaag andhuk hon jayl




*****************



Priyee
Me phule magitlee
Tu malaa pushpaguchyaa dilas
Mayn dagad magitlaa
Tuu malaa sundar murtee dilis
Mayn morpis magitlee
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiree aahes kee key ?




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Re: मराठी प्रेम कविता (SMS)
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2012, 11:55:54 PM »
♥ "काच बनविणार्याने जर हृदय पण काचेच बनविले असत तर फार बर झालं असत ..............
कमीत कमी तोड्ण्याराच्या हाथाला जखम तरी झाली असती ......... !!! :-(

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Re: मराठी प्रेम कविता (SMS)
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2012, 11:56:31 PM »
"माझे हाथ कधीच दुखत नाहीत, जेव्हा मी मेसेज टाईप करतो "तुझ्यासाठी"
पण माझे हृदय मात्र नेहमी दुखते, जेव्हा रिप्लायच येत नाही तुझा, "माझ्यासाठी" :-( ♥

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Re: मराठी प्रेम कविता (SMS)
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2012, 11:56:55 PM »

"मुलगी :- जर मी तुला म्हणाले कि तू मला आवडतोस तर तुला चेष्टा वाटेल कि खर वाटेल ?
मुलगा :- चेष्टा !!
मुलगी :- काsss ?
मुलगा :- कारण खर हे आहे, कि तुला मी नुसता आवडतच नाही तर तू माझ्यावर प्रेम सुद्धा करतेस ...... !!!" ♥ ♥ ♥